I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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