Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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