fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Please don't give away my fajitas
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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