The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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