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My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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