playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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