After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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