Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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