last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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