Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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