You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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