Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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