I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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