I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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