marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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