: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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