normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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