Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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