I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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