But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize
