hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
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