it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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