She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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