something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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