he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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