I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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