i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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