I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
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