Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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