Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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