fuck your aforementioned shoe
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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