For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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