butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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