I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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