The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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