I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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