I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I'm at about main and main street
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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