Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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