Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Will exercising make me less horny?
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