i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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