is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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