We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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