He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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