erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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