I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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