Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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