38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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