He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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