I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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