flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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