6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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